Not only are we cultured here at joespizzablog, we’re generally quite witty.

I haven’t had pizza in roughly one week. I’ve had plenty of salads (usually a preface to pizza at most fine buffet-style pizza eateries), but sadly no pizza. Mainly because, let’s be honest folks, a diet exclusively of pizza will make one an obese end-of-career Marlon Brando-esque slob.

Rule #1: Don’t eat a pizza you’re going to regret.

Word of the day: sesquipedalian.