Yes, pizza populism. You can look it up.

This delight was capicola, some kind of cheese (I think provolone), and some green leafy things. It doesn’t matter. Oh and giardiniera (but fairly weak giardiniera…I like my giardiniera with some goddamn bite to it, and this had none). It was fairly good. Brick oven baked so the crust was pleasant.

Oh the “YUMS” (kale, apple and spinach flavored) and homemade baby food (chicken & mirepoix) in the background my 8.5 month old son enjoyed before ruining dinner 10 minutes in. Barely had time to finish my bottle of wine. Packed up the remainder of the pizza to eat at home. He fell asleep in the car. No naps = cranky baby. QED.

Rule #2: Eat your pizza like a normal person.