Unfortunately my pizza consumption has dropped precipitously…with two young male offspring, my exercise pizza-related-weight-gain-compensation-method has morphed into sedentary form, which includes limiting calories and carbs, the latter of which means no/minimal pizza and/or no/minimal beer…there are low calorie & low carb alternatives to beer to fulfill the same role/purpose (wine, gin, bourbon, single malt scotch, vodka, low-calorie alcoholic lady drinks) which I have in ample supply, however I have yet to discover a low calorie & low carb alternative to pizza that fulfills the same role/purpose…until I locate a good purveyor of cheese or cauliflower crust pizza (so called “naked pizza”), I’m in a very very dark place and left to binge on turkey pepperoni nachos.