The age old question: squares or triangles? If you’re not an idiot or Justin Bieber, the answer is quite easy, with one single solitary exception that hinges entirely on the sausage:pizza ratio.

The sausage:pizza ratio follows the Pythagorean theorem, which states that the squares of the pizza are equal to the sum of the squares if each square is accompanied by a piece of sausage. IE the sausage:pizza ratio needs to be pretty darn high in order to justify breaking from the triangle requirement. Most purveyors of pizza cannot accomplish this feat. Few have tried and have succeeded, one such being Sammy’s Pizza.  If you find yourself dining in one of their fine establishments, be sure to tell them Joe from the pizza blog sent you. They’ll have no idea what you’re talking about, but it’s worth a shot.