“Nothing in life is free. Except kids pizza with the purchase of any signature pizza on Saturday & Sunday at Gusto.” -Dad

Another fine example of the Spartacus (chronicled in an earlier post, though truthfully I had forgotten how delicious this pie was) alongside a sorry excuse for free kids pizza. Because let’s face it, kids have no appreciation for toppings outside of pepperoni, and they’re generally a horrible judge of value, and the best way to acknowledge this is to leave them in the car give them their own personal cheese pizza while Dad indulges in heartburn and the prelude to a nap.

 

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