“Know your role and shut your damn mouth! …unless you’re cramming it full of pizza.” -The Rock

The dude has some epic “cheat meals”…or what I like to call Saturday night dinner…but it’s much easier to justify a 10,000 calorie meal when it’s your job to turn that bolus into camera-worthy beef that translates into millions of dollars as opposed to simply conferring additional risk factors for acute coronary syndrome.  I don’t have Instagram, because I’m old / don’t care about what people are doing at random moments throughout the day, but I respect anyone that respects a healthy amount of pizza indulgence and chronicles it for the masses.

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