“Man cannot survive on pizza alone…and neither can this blog.” –Benjamin Disraeli

Ok B Dubs never said that, but who cares…in fact I think I already used a quote very similar to that. Again, who cares.

New theme for 2016: while my life still revolves around pizza (sorry wife, child, family, job, mortgage, et al things more important than pizza but for this blog’s sake will take backseat to that which delivers me momentary bliss followed by caloric remorse and probably a hangover) I can’t honestly report on pizza every damn day…so I’ll be breaking the monotony with all sorts of random thoughts, conjecture, speculation, rants, and nonsense for the sake of having somewhere to vent, blow off steam and waste time.

Cheers to 2016.

“All in all I prefer gin. But second to gin is a good pizza.” –Bill Brasky

If I don’t have a good pizza to discuss, there’s no reason why a good drink can’t suffice.

#joespizzaandboozeblog

I took this picture a few years back during an exclusively-gin phase I went through…I’ve since moved on to darker spirits but gin still has a warm spot in my heart. Nolet’s is a tad fruity & floral on the palate, not as true-to-form heavy-on-the-juniper “ginny” as the standby London dry (Boodles, Tanqueray, Beefeater, Old Raj), more fruity & floral than Plymouth & Hendrick’s, but the bottle made for a good picture.

A good rule of thumb for G&T: go easy on the tonic…all the corn syrup in Schweppes and Canada Dry will overpower the Gin…go easy on it–just a splash or two–or get some genuinely good tonic (Q or Fever Tree). And the lime is a garnish…you’re not drinking a margarita.

Cheers.

“Give a man a fish, feed him for a day; teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime; teach a man how to deep-fry that fish, give him hypertension.” –Proverb of dubious origin

You can’t eat pizza every day, so why not throw a little fried fish into the mix.

Nothing fancy…some Shore Lunch, flour, a little milk…but it’s the quality of the fish that makes the meal…and these little gems came from the frigid waters of northern Wisconsin courtesy of Big Dave. If you don’t know how to fish or don’t have access to fresh lakes, ponds, or second-hand fish at a market, know someone that does and become their best friend.

[photo cropped to exclude the array of empty beer bottles; beer is a necessary component to frying & eating fish, though I would caution everyone to ensure the deep fryer is a safely outside the range of your drunken stupor]

“I have always loved pizza with the enthusiasm which actuates the religious man with the passion of a lover, and with the conviction of a geometrician.” –Marquis de Lafayette

Pi(e) squared = 16 pieces.

Unless you’re talking about a square pie, in which case it could be any multiple of 1.

(there are no more rules; correction from previous entry: beer is rule #4…I got drunk and beer told me it was rule #3, which is a complete lie…but I didn’t know any better in my inebriated state, so gave beer the benefit of the doubt and cast it as rule #3. Shame on you beer.)

“The past shows unvaryingly that when a people’s freedom disappears, it goes not with a bang, but in silence amid the comfort of being cared for. That is the dire peril in the present trend toward statism. If pizza is not found accompanied by beer it will not long be found at all. ” –Richard Weaver

Pizza has consequences.

For the most part, obesity, hyperlipidemia and diabetes…but pizza without beer has worse consequences, and is an injustice of UN-sanction proportions.

Rule #3: Beer.